So there’s this new dance called the energy pills shuffle, it’s pretty lame but it’s sweeping the nation with all its energy pill glory. You energy weight loss diet pill to the left and then you energy diet pill to the right. That’s pretty much it, I really don’t get its appeal. Though I did hear that you get the best energy pills if you do it, but still, what’s the point?
Archive for December, 2008
The Energy Pills Shuffle
Monday, December 29th, 2008Energy Pill Maniacs
Monday, December 29th, 2008Have you ever heard of the energy pill maniacs? They’re these little dudes that run around cramming energy diet pills down people’s throats, and they get all hopped up on the best energy pills and turn into weight loss energy pill maniacs and the cycle continues. I would just stay away from energy pills if I were you.
Best Energy Pills for Lincoln
Monday, December 29th, 2008You know what made Lincoln a good president? energy pills! He only took the best energy pills, and made fun of people that didn’t take best energy diet pill. Why do you think he was shot? Four score and seven diet and energy pills ago, blah blah blah, energy diet pill.
Best Energy Pill Around!
Monday, December 29th, 2008Do you need gratuitous amounts of energy? Well then you need energy pills and lots of them. It’s like driving a locamotive made out of electric antlers! energy diet pills will make you feel really good like you could smash stuff! weight loss energy pill are cool I guess, and so are diet and energy pills. So for all that stuff mentioned above, try the best energy pill.
Alli?
Monday, December 1st, 2008I say Alli and you say alli diet, you ready? Oh come on! You never want to join in on my alli pills rap, why do you always have to be a Grumpy Gus. This is getting really old, you know? You never even say alli weight loss when I say alli weight loss aid. Oh, because it makes you poop your pants? Okay, that makes sense.
Lipo 6 and The Funky Bunch
Monday, December 1st, 2008Mark Wahlberg only takes Lipo 6 hers because my roommate isn’t a fan of him. My roommate says that Mark isn’t manly enough to take Lipo 6 or even Lipo 6 x. I asked him “well, what about Nutrex lipo 6 ephedra free?” He paused for a minute and then screamed at the top of his lungs: “Mark Wahlberg can shove Nutrex lipo 6 120 up his bum bum!” And I swear to God, all car alarms within a one mile radius went off!